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Stamps are probably the worst kind of kipple there is. (Walther F. Lake)

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afsked med en gammel computer

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Så blev dagmar2010 lagt i graven og afløst af dagmar2016 – dagmar2013 var forvirret og ville først ikke dele filer, men det går bedre nu …

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april 11th, 2016 at 6:00 pm

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Kære Internet, du som ved alt og er alle steder.

I dag har jeg to spørgsmål:

1. Hvor kan man købe en saddelhæfter der ikke vejer 47 kilo?
2. Hvor har jeg lagt den lille æske med de små hæfteklammer?

På forhånd tak,

Klaus

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februar 12th, 2016 at 1:00 pm

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Drøm: jeg har besøg af et dusin sf-fans fra Danmark, Norge og Sverige. Ud på aftenen spørger en af dem, om han kan overnatte på en sofa og det vil de andre også gerne. Jeg bliver lidt betænkelig og går en tur igennem mine stuer, hvor det viser sig, at alle de sofaer jeg nogensinde har ejet befinder sig! I alt elleve stykker. Desværre vågnede jeg, så jeg ved ikke, hvem der kom til at sove på gulvet … (Walther F. Lake)

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januar 5th, 2016 at 8:00 am

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syndrom

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Igen i år må jeg konstatere at en stor del af mine facebookvenner lider af fødselsdagsgratulationsresistens syndrom …

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januar 3rd, 2016 at 10:00 am

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stadig under afvikling

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NAVNESTATISTIK2015

… men i det mindste har der ikke været dødsfald …

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december 19th, 2015 at 7:00 am

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selvsendertest

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Posten burde måske overveje at afskaffe A-kategorien? Jeg lavede en selvsendertest med et brev af hver kategori. B-brevet kom først … Hvis der ikke længere efterspørges dag-til-dag-levering, var det måske en idé at nøjes med en enkelt kategori?

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december 15th, 2015 at 3:00 pm

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blækoplysningen

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meddeler at der snart ikke er mere rød farve …

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november 23rd, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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spam

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My primary email, k-l-a-u-s-a-t-k-i-p-p-l-e-dot-d-k has been used for spamming purposes yesterday and the day before that. If you have received strange mails from me during that period, you know why. Sorry. It has been retaken and reactivated now, but I’ll probably set up a new adress during the weekend.

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juni 25th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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provinsielle betragtninger

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I dag har jeg fået brev fra Spanien. Jeg har været i kontorforsyningen for at købe en elektronisk brevvægt og bagefter på apoteket. Til sidst omkring postbutikken med et bundt breve og for at købe flere frimærker. Kom så ikke og sig at der aldrig sker noget i provinsen …

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maj 22nd, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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chrono-synclastic infundibulum

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Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum was a strange dimension where everything became one and everything and one was right. Those who passed through it became Chrono-Synclastic Ifundibulated, and had strange side-effects. They could see in all three normal dimensions, but also in time. They were able to see the past, present, and future all together. Those who were caught in it or “unstuck in time” would appear at different places for certain amounts of time. A prime example of a victim was William Niles Rumfoord, who would appear on Earth every 59 days for one hour. He also would appear on Mars, Mercury, Betelgeuse, and Titan. He was able to see what was happening in different places at all times, but was not able to know everything. The sensation has been described as “being everywhere at once”.

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april 18th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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aprilsnar

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har lige bildt en amerikaner ind at de mange sammenskrevne danske ord skyldes den høje afgift på mellemrum … fnis …

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april 1st, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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man lærer hele tiden noget nyt

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Man lærer hele tiden noget nyt. Nu ved jeg f.eks. at ingen kontorudstyrsforretninger i Nyborg har døgnåbent. Den ene, der er, har dårlig nok åbent om dagen. De sjældne gange jeg frekventerer den, virker det i hvert fald altid som om, jeg lige har vækket ekspedienten. Eller også er han født søvnig. Det ved jeg ikke noget om – endnu …

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marts 25th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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oversætterrobotter

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“Alle bukser er trukket halvtres procent ned!” (Set på nettet …)

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marts 14th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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På en krog i San Lorenzo
hang en gammel mand og lo.
Hans hår det var i udu
og på gulvet lå en sko …
(Walther F. Lake, fra samlingen “Bokononistiske calypsoer”.)

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marts 3rd, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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og det er vi mange der mener!

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Til Facebooks Annoncekontor!
Ja, jeg er på vej mod de 62 og det er formentlig derfor at I overdænger mig med annoncer for diverse prostatakure. Det gør mig altså skide utryg. Så hellere seniordating eller frimærker – modeljernbaner ville også være OK.
Med venlig hilsen
Klaus Johansen

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februar 19th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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kurt vonnegut

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i dag er det kurts fødselsdag …

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november 11th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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korte gys

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A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said, “I heard that, too.” | more … |

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november 1st, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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det vidste jeg ikke …

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A party of twelve Americans and Australians set out to explore Milne Bay in a Consolidated PBY Catalina flying boat on 8 June. They were impressed by the flat areas, the roads and the jetties, all of which would ease airbase construction. On receipt of a favourable report from the party, MacArthur’s General Headquarters (GHQ) cancelled Boston on 11 June and substituted Milne Bay. Milne Bay was given the codename “Fall River”. The use of place names as code names proved to be unwise, as some supplies were mistakenly sent to the real Fall River, in Massachusetts.

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august 25th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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podcast under ordnede forhold

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Jeg vil gerne anbefale podcast-siden virkelighed.dk. Her kan man bl.a. høre om “safari under ordnede forhold”. (Walther F. Lake)

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juli 27th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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jack kerouac

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SEPTEMBER 9, 1948. Got form-rejection card from Macmillan’s. I’m getting more confident and angrier each time something like this happens, because I know “The Town and the City” is a great book in its own awkward way. And I’m going to sell it. I’m ready for any battle there is. Even if I have to go off and starve on the road I won’t give up the notion that I should make a living from this book: I’m convinced that people themselves will like it whenever the wall of publishers and critics and editors is torn down. It is they who are my enemies, not “obscurity” or “poverty.”

| jack kerouac journals |

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maj 31st, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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ginsberg’s theorem

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1. You can’t win.
2. You can’t break even.
3. You can’t even get out of the game.

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maj 3rd, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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faldstammen fortæller

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Nu har ham på anden sal igen dårlig mave …

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maj 1st, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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google

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Google: “hvor er mine briller?” -> 32.600 resultater. (Med venlig hilsen, Virkeligheden)

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april 18th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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legende light

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Lige legender leger bedst. (Gammelt ordskrog)

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marts 25th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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ordskrog

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Til sidst kan man ikke huske, hvorfor man begyndte at drikke. (Gammelt ordskrog).

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marts 9th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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the diggers

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Defend Against Property.

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februar 22nd, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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the diggers

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Create the condition you describe.

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februar 20th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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dansetips

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“Furthermore never fart when you are dancing; grit your teeth and compel your arse to hold back the fart… Do not have a dripping nose and do not dribble at the mouth. No woman desires a man with rabies. And refrain from spitting before the maidens, because that makes one sick and even revolts the stomach. If you spit or blow your nose or sneeze, remember to turn your head away after the spasm; and remember not to wipe your nose with your fingers; do it properly with a white handkerchief. Do not eat either leeks or onions because they leave an unpleasant odour in the mouth.” (Antonius Arena, Leges dansandi, 1530) | Gode råd fra gamle bøger … |

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februar 18th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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TORDENSKJOLD1000

Tordenskjold optændere brænder i 12-14 minutter. Ideelle for ubeslutsomme rygere. (Walther F. Lake)

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februar 10th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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årets dit og årets dat

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skån mig for det nytårspjat …

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december 29th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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hemmelige sprog

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Konspiranto.

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december 26th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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omkvæd

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nakke, nakke, nok-nok …

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november 28th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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skilsmissespillet

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valgt som årets familiespil 2013!

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november 25th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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afleveringer

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Få minutter efter at have kvitteret for modtagelsen modtog han en mail fra postnorden der gerne ville vide, om han var tilfreds med deres service, hvortil han svarede at det havde været en glimrende og helt igennem problemløs aflevering … men bagefter blev han overvældet af den følelse, at nogen holdt øje med ham.

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november 18th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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efterblæst

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i nyborg: lyden af motorsave …

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oktober 31st, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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koda

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Hjemme hos os kunne vi godt lide Dan Turèll. (Walther F. Lake)

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oktober 12th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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drømmemobning

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… drømte at jeg sprang ud med faldskærm og landede på en prærie hvor der ikke var andre end mig og en masse præriehunde … jeg blev gode venner med en af dem – jeg kaldte ham pluto – indtil han bed mig i fingeren og jeg blev sur og begyndte at gå … de fulgte efter mig alle sammen og gjorde nar af mig … mobning manifesterer sig på de særeste måder …

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september 17th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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nelson algren

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Nelson Algren’s three rules of life: “Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.”

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september 14th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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amokka

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verdens stærkeste kaffe ..!

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august 25th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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gode ord igen

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Resistentialism: The seemingly spiteful behavior shown by inanimate objects. | WIKIPEDIA |

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august 22nd, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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rastløshed

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en solnedgang … en sten i skoen …

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august 19th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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modernistisk 3-ordsroman:

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Humlebi formålsløst cirklende …

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juli 25th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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vittighed

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“Den nye patient på stue 7 må være sømand!” sagde den ældste og grimmeste af sygesøstrene før hun tog en slurk af sin kaffe efter at have hældt et skvæt rom i. ”Hvorfor det?” spurgte en af de andre. ”Han har fået tatoveret ’Adam’ på sin penis!” lød svaret. ”Det er ikke helt rigtigt,” sagde så den yngste og kønneste af de forsamlede sygesøstre, ”for der står Amsterdam …”

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juni 24th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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“Growing up in Ohio was just planning to get out”. (Jim Jarmusch)

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juni 19th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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fejlciteret

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Jeg er træt af at blive fejlciteret på Internettet. (Mark Twain)

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juni 17th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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jobannonce

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Romanpersoner antages til anden del af planlagt trilogi. Den foregår tyve år senere, så du skal være mellem 40 og 50, almindelig af bygning og omgængelig. Prospekt fremsendes på opfordring. Løn efter gældende overenskomst med Dansk Forfatterforening. Ferielukket i hele juli måned. (Walther F. Lake)

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juni 13th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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lån mig elektrisk

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Hvornår forsvinder papirbøgerne fra bibliotekerne? I princippet kunne man vel i dag overgå til udelukkende at tilbyde elektronisk udlån? Den omkostningstunge del af biblioteksdriften – lokaler og personale – kunne på den måde skæres ned til næsten ingenting og pladsen eventuelt udlejes til en 7/11? Enkelte papirspassere vil sikkert fremture, men dem kan man jo give en rabatkupon til en af bogkæderne? PS: en 7/11 vil kunne give arbejde til en del ledige bibliotekspersoner, så det ikke er nødvendigt at omskole dem mere end højst nødvendigt. (Walther F. Lake)

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juni 9th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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“Things slowly curve out of sight until they are gone. Afterwards only the curve remains.” (Richard Brautigan)

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juni 7th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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“Life is a killer.” (William S. Burroughs)

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juni 6th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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Vivian Stanshall:

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The band toured incessantly and recorded several albums, which led to a tour of the United States. This was so successful that they were booked for another US tour soon after. Neil Innes remembers that the band were reportedly stopped by a local U.S. sheriff and asked if they were carrying any firearms or drugs. When they denied both, the officer asked how they were going to defend themselves. Vivian piped up from the back of the minibus, “With good manners!”.

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