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ommer

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den danske sommer er en ommer …

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“Han var fåmælt. Lange ord gav ham tømmermænd.” (Walther F. Lake)

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korthuse

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Når man bor i et korthus, skal man ikke smække med døren. (Walther F. Lake)

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onde tand

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Jeg trænger til at sove,
men den onde tand må
være længe oppe …

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december 5th, 2016 at 10:55 pm

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motion

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– dyrker du slet ikke motion, walther?
– kun når jeg vender mig i sengen …

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november 1st, 2016 at 4:00 pm

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ledertype

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– hvad er en ledertype, walther?
– det er en der bestemmer over opvasken, albert …

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oktober 22nd, 2016 at 6:06 pm

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efterårslandet

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THE OCTOBER COUNTRY

… that country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and midnights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coalbins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun. That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain…

Ray Bradbury

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oktober 18th, 2016 at 4:00 pm

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lediggang er roden til alt rundt

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ledigheden-er-optaget

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oktober 2nd, 2016 at 2:00 pm

gensidig vagtsomhed

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– hvordan slipper vi af med de andre ..?
– ja, og hvordan undgår vi at de får den samme ide ..?

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september 12th, 2016 at 11:00 am

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olympiske dimser

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– Walther?
– Ja, Albert?
– De der dimser atleterne fik sammen med deres medaljer …
– Ja?
– Kan man købe dem i Fætter BR?
– Du kan jo gå ind og spørge …

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august 22nd, 2016 at 3:00 pm

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blindbarbering

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Håndbog i at barbere sig i mørke. (Walther F. Lake)

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august 16th, 2016 at 1:00 pm

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richard brautigan

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Cats don’t know that people are writing books about them that are splashed all over the best-seller lists and that millions of people are laughing at books filled with cat cartoons. If you were to show a book full of cat cartoons to a cat: Frankly it wouldn’t give a damn.

Richard Brautigan, An Unfortunate Woman.

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august 7th, 2016 at 9:30 am

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støvmidler

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Støv er ikke andet end virkeligheden i pulverform. (Walther F. Lake)

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august 1st, 2016 at 12:05 am

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r.a. lafferty

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She made the whole era seem worthwhile as it came to its end. R. A. Lafferty, “St Poleander’s Eve” (1979)

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juli 28th, 2016 at 10:00 am

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kurt vonnegut

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The most important message of a crucifix, was how cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority. (Kurt Vonnegut)

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juli 27th, 2016 at 10:00 am

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r.a. lafferty

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Otto had outdone Otto again tonight.

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juli 26th, 2016 at 8:30 am

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forladte steder

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Hvad kalder man et forladt sted når det bliver en turistattraktion ..? (Walther F. Lake)

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juli 21st, 2016 at 11:00 am

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livets pausefisk

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Hvis man lever livet langsomt, kommer man ofte for sent til bussen. (Walther F. Lake)

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juli 17th, 2016 at 1:30 pm

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tuli kupferberg 1923-2010

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“Nobody who lived through the ’50s thought the ’60s could’ve existed. So there’s always hope.” (Tuli Kupferberg)

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juli 12th, 2016 at 12:00 pm

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Hvis det kunne betale sig at arbejde, blev de fattige født uden arme. (Frit efter Bertolt Brecht)

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juli 7th, 2016 at 11:00 am

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kølehorn

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I den her varme skal man ikke trække kølehornene til sig. (Walther F. Lake)

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juni 26th, 2016 at 10:00 am

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r.a. lafferty

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“I have a notion,” said the young female bear Dubu, “that the answer to all the hard questions are written on the inside of one single Acorn somewhere. This particular acorn, if placed in lye-water, will swell to a billion times its original size, and then it will burst open. And whole mountains-full of writing will come tumbling out of it. Then everyone can come and read it and enjoy it and know everything. The only difficulty is knowing which acorn in the world is the right one. I believe that there are clues pointing directly to the right acorn, but we do not notice them because they are so big and so plain and so close to our noses.” R. A. Lafferty, Serpent’s Egg (1987)

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juni 18th, 2016 at 1:00 pm

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livet er nemt nok

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”Når alt håb er ude, skal man lade døren stå åben.” (Walther F. Lake, fra ”Livet er nemt nok”.)

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juni 15th, 2016 at 11:00 am

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formålet

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“The purpose of mail art, an activity shared by many artists throughout the world, is to establish an aesthetical communication between artists and common people in every corner of the globe, to divulge their work outside the structures of the art market and outside the traditional venues and institutions: a free communication in which words and signs, texts and colours act like instruments for a direct and immediate interaction.” – Loredana Parmesani

[Loredana Parmesani, text under the entry “Poesia visiva”, in L’arte del secolo – Movimenti, teorie, scuole e tendenze 1900–2000, Giò Marconi – Skira, Milan 1997]

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– bruger du mobile pay, walther ..?
– ja, det koster jo penge at køre med bussen, albert …

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april 9th, 2016 at 4:10 pm

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nattens skabeloner

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Nørkler videre med nattens skabeloner … (Walther F. Lake)

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april 8th, 2016 at 11:45 pm

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television

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“In television, images are projected at you. You are the screen. The images wrap around you. You are the vanishing point. This creates a sort of inwardness, a sort of reverse perspective.” – Marshall McLuhan.

“The TV image is nothing but a screen, not even that: a miniaturized terminal that, in fact, is immediately located in your head—you are the screen, and the TV watches you—it transistorizes all the neurons and passes through like a magnetic tape—a tape, not an image.” – Jean Baudrillard

“In her sophisticated eyes I was already becoming a kind of emotional cassette, taking my place with all those scenes of pain and violence that illuminated the margins of our lives – television newsreels of wars and student riots, natural disasters and police brutality which we vaguely watched on the colour TV set in our bedroom as we masturbated each other… Even my own pain as I lay in the hospital bed… seemed extensions of that real world of violence calmed and tamed within our television programmes and the pages of news magazines.” – J.G. Ballard

“The TV tube is like a flagging piece of nervous tissue—you need a bigger and bigger charge to get a kick out of it.” – J.G. Ballard

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marts 25th, 2016 at 12:30 pm

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gammel talegåde

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Han faldt over sine børnesko. (Walther F. Lake)

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marts 16th, 2016 at 8:00 am

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Dialog ved kassen i koma1000:

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– Jeg vil også gerne have en æske Panodil!
– Husk nu, at du ikke må tage dem allesammen på én gang, sagde manden ved kassen.
– Det ved jeg godt, svarede jeg, – men det var elskværdigt af dig at nævne det …
– Som forholdene er i detailbranchen i dag, har vi ikke råd til at miste én eneste kunde, sagde han.

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februar 14th, 2016 at 12:15 pm

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r.a. lafferty

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‘It was all strong talk with the horns and hooves still on it.’ (R. A. Lafferty, The Devil is Dead)

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februar 13th, 2016 at 11:39 pm

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r.a. lafferty

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There was a chorus of cicadas about them and below. And Papapaleologus the donkey was chomping grass in the narrow glen beneath their feet. The moon lacked a week of being full, but the night was very bright. Here on top was nothing but rocks and gnarled old branches and stump trees. That is the way the top of the world always looks. But by Greek moon it was even stranger. Moonlight is different in Greece. As you know, it was the Greeks who invented the moon.

Anastasia sat on the blanket and could see the sea on all sides of the island. Finnegan lay with his head on her lap. Her legs were the color of moonlight and her head was like that of Diana.

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Finnegan’s head was that of a gargoyle, but no matter. They also are noble, or at least they are fitting on a night like this.

(R. A. Lafferty, The Devil is Dead, 1971)

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februar 8th, 2016 at 2:00 pm

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Each of us has his mirror, and mine is more often the microscope. But we cannot see ourselves as we are until we see ourselves distorted. That is why Snuffles is also a mirror for all of us here. We can’t understand why we’re serious until we know why he’s funny. (R. A. Lafferty, “Snuffles”, 1960)

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februar 6th, 2016 at 5:30 pm

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david bowie

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The stars look very different today …

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januar 11th, 2016 at 10:00 am

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viggo madsen

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Forståelsen er sin egen forlængerledning. (Viggo Madsen)

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januar 2nd, 2016 at 3:00 pm

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dialog

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– hvad laver du ..?
– øver mig i at skrive 2016 …

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december 31st, 2015 at 8:00 am

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r.a. lafferty

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“It’s an open question whether women or bears are the stranger species.” (R.A. Lafferty)

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december 24th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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repetition

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– hvad laver du ..?
– jeg repeterer de nye portotakster …

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december 20th, 2015 at 11:00 am

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rygøvelser

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Man kan ikke vaske op med ryggen til. (Walther F. Lake)

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december 19th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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fynsk ordskrog

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Når naboens hus brænder, kan du godt forberede dig på gæster. (Fynsk ordskrog)

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december 17th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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Den går længe barfodet, som venter at arve en andens sko. (Svensk ordsprog via Palle Juul Holm)

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december 15th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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“Politics will eventually be replaced by imagery.” (Marshall McLuhan)

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december 14th, 2015 at 8:00 am

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det genetiske vækkeur

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Jeg er stået for tidligt op og har drukket for meget kaffe … (Walther F. Lake)

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december 13th, 2015 at 7:00 am

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ordsprog fra norge

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Det nytter ikke meget at skynde sig, når man går den gale vej. (Norsk ordsprog, via Palle Ejler Juul Holm)

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december 12th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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Ingen bliver en god læge, før han har fyldt en kirkegård. (Svensk ordsprog via Palle Ejler Juul Holm)

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december 11th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart. (Kurt Vonnegut)

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december 10th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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“Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” – Jonathan Swift via Mads Dam

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december 9th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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One of the good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. (Kurt Vonnegut)

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december 4th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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Let us devote to unselfishness the frenzy we once gave gold and underpants. (Kurt Vonnegut)

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december 3rd, 2015 at 2:00 pm

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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops. (Kurt Vonnegut)

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december 1st, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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r.a. lafferty

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I stand and say that I am the medium of all things, that there are as many things smaller than me as there are larger. But the meanest parasite in a sub-atomic civilization may say the same thing, and so may the shambling oaf whose outline is made up of clustered galaxies. But I ask you: Does this go on forever, or is it circular? The people (or is it the robots?) say that people and robots alternate in cycles. People make robots. Then, after a million years, the robots make people again. Then the robots die out and the people reign alone. After a decent interval, the people make robots again. And the people die once more. There have been many of these cycles. We ourselves are neither people nor robots, though I do not at the moment remember just what we are. R. A. Lafferty, “Symposium” (1973)

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