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– er du ikke ved at blive noget tyndhåret ..?
– jo, mit kranie vokser hurtigere end mit hår …

Det eneste jeg ønsker mig til jul, er en fodpedalbetjent perforeringsmaskine. (Walther F. Lake)

“Bring me the eye whose spell opens this river.” (Gregory Stephenson)

Han tændte for computeren og gik ind på sin Facebook profil med en fornemmelse af at det var en god dag at synes godt om. (Walther F. Lake)

Our tears never totally dry. (Richard Brautigan)

There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look. (Kurt Vonnegut)

This is the “Mailart Rubberstamp” font by Keith Bates. Perfect for getting an oldfashioned look in the cramped space inside the perforation … There is a free version at dafont.com and k-type.com …

I gave a girl my soul. She looked at it. Smiled faintly. And dropped it into the gutter. (Richard Brautigan)

Just me having a day off … The font is “Telegraphem” by Volker Busse. You can get it for free at dafonts.com … Very good for faux telegraph stamps!

Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled. (Kurt Vonnegut)

Just me feeling a bit stampish … The font is “Earthwerk” by Jakob Fischer (aka pizzadude.dk). You can buy it at myfonts.com for $20 … Very good for stamping!

The continent of Atlantis was an island
Which lay before the great flood
In the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean

Lyrics by Donovan Leitch

There are days like that when you just aren’t there…gone before we open our eyes. (Richard Brautigan)

– jeg kan godt lide at polere glas ..!
– ja, det er en overkommelig opgave og man kan se resultatet med det samme …

These were, I think, the first “faux stamps” I made, way back in the summer of 2007.

Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum was a strange dimension where everything became one and everything and one was right. Those who passed through it became Chrono-Synclastic Ifundibulated, and had strange side-effects. They could see in all three normal dimensions, but also in time. They were able to see the past, present, and future all together. Those who were caught in it or “unstuck in time” would appear at different places for certain amounts of time. A prime example of a victim was William Niles Rumfoord, who would appear on Earth every 59 days for one hour. He also would appear on Mars, Mercury, Betelgeuse, and Titan. He was able to see what was happening in different places at all times, but was not able to know everything. The sensation has been described as “being everywhere at once”.

She can feel the power of her body’s religion by watching prayers in the eyes of men. (Richard Brautigan)

– er der ingen grænser for din kreativitet ..?
– jo, når jeg skal vaske op …

– hvordan går det med din affære ..?
– den gik i sig selv igen …
– nå, hvorfor nu det …
– hendes mand er 2 meter høj og jager isbjørne med sit cricketbat …

The truth is, we know so little about life, we don’t really know what the good news is and what the bad news is. (Kurt Vonnegut)

– klaus, du ligner altså en gammel hippie …
– jeg ER en gammel hippie ..!

Når den gamle hankat går sin vej, kan man høre tempelkattens klokker. (Walther F. Lake)

– skal du ikke snart have dig en hurtigere computer ..?
– jeg vil nu hellere have et langsommere vækkeur …

Repetition is the law of the stamp. (Walther F. Lake)

Her til morgen var jeg bestemt ikke det mest postfriske mærke i arket. (Walther F. Lake)

I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.” (Kurt Vonnegut)

I am doomed to become the poet in your dreams who falls continually like the evening rain. (Richard Brautigan)