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i nyborg: lyden af motorsave …

I et godt ægteskab har manden til dagen og vejen og konen til gården og gaden. (Walther F. Lake)

“Panic is the sudden realization that everything around you is alive.” (William S. Burroughs)

– jeg ved ikke, hvad jeg skulle gøre uden dig, walther ..!
– jeg ved godt, hvad jeg burde gøre ved dig, albert …

– mor, jeg ved godt hvem alle dem på plakaterne er ..!
– nå …
– de er løbet væk og nu leder politiet efter dem ..!

– i aften må vi være længe oppe en time længere ..!

– hvad synes du om de elektriske cigaretter ..?
– de smager lidt som en kortslutning lugter …

Om to måneder er det et år siden det var juleaften sidst. (Walther F. Lake)

– stiller du dine dvd’er op efter et bestemt princip ..?
– ja …
– hvilket ..?
– størrelse …

“But-let me tell you my cat joke. It’s very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she’s got a lovely five-pound T-bone steak sitting on the sideboard in the kitchen waiting to be cooked while she chats with the guests in the living room-has a few drinks and whatnot. But then she excuses herself to go into the kitchen to cook the steak-and it’s gone. And there’s the family cat, in the corner, sedately washing it’s face.” “The cat got the steak,” Barney said. “Did it? The guests are called in; they argue about it. The steak is gone, all five pounds of it; there sits the cat, looking well-fed and cheerful. “Weigh the cat,” someone says. They’ve had a few drinks; it looks like a good idea. So they go into the bathroom and weigh the cat on the scales. It reads exactly five pounds. They all perceive this reading and a guest says, “okay, that’s it. There’s the steak.” They’re satisfied that they know what happened, now; they’ve got empirical proof. Then a qualm comes to one of them and he says, puzzled, “But where’s the cat?” (Philip K. Dick, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch)

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.

Hun tændte på hans snorkelyde så ingen af dem fik sovet særlig meget. (Walther F. Lake)

Man skal ikke opdatere java lige inden man skal sove. (Walther F. Lake)

Mens jeg overvejede en spadseretur, besluttede nogle andre at det skulle regne. (Walther F. Lake)

– hvad er en mønsterbryder, walther ..?
– det er en person der kan trække en stram sweater over hovedet uden at blive kvalt, albert …

“There is nothing more provocative than minding your own business.” (William S. Burroughs)

– jeg mangler et citat af søren kierkegaard, kan du ikke hjælpe mig ..?
– “søm bankes ind forfra, men trækkes ud bagfra” …
– tak, walther ..!
– det var så lidt, albert … held og lykke med din opgave …

Jorden ville være flad uden byggetilladelser. (Walther F. Lake)

“It is to be remembered that all art is magical in origin – music, sculpture, writing, painting – and by magical I mean intended to produce very definite results. Paintings were originally formulae to make what is painted happen. Art is not an end in itself, any more than Einstein’s matter-into-energy formulae is an end in itself. Like all formulae, art was originally FUNCTIONAL, intended to make things happen, the way an atom bomb happens from Einstein’s formulae.” (William S. Burroughs)

Hjemme hos os kunne vi godt lide Dan Turèll. (Walther F. Lake)

Parting with friends is a sadness. A place is only a place. (Frank Herbert)

“Writers, like elephants, have long, vicious memories. There are things I wish I could forget.” (William S. Burroughs)

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” W.C. Fields

– hvad synes du om lars von trier ..?
– når man sætter folk til at filme deres underbevidsthed, skal man være forberedt på lidt af hvert …

En anonym kilde fra Sømændenes Forbund indrømmer: vi har aldrig troet på søuhyrer – det var udelukkende et argument for at kræve risikotillæg på langfart. (Walther F. Lake)